Some kittens are so sweet and cuddly. Cats are known as being the cutest little things, your best friend. Well, my cat is like that to me. But anyone else in the world?! No way. This paragraph will tell you everything about my life with a fat cat that is only nice to one person: ME!
The first thing you should know about my cat is that he is super fat. I am not kidding when I say he is probably as big as a golden lab puppy! Last time we weighed him he was 29 pounds!! Whenever any of my friends come over to my house they all think he is pretty freaky! Now, Mr.Bill was not born with lets say, “weight problems”. Mr.Bill became obbsessed with food when he was an older kitten. I don’t know what happened but the weight gained fast. Sometimes his obbsession can go a little overboard. For example, I have been woken up many, many, MANY times in the middle of the night because he wants food. If you don’t give him food right away, the claws come out.. Yes, it is not a pleasant experience!
The second thing you should know about Mr.Bill is he may look fierce but he really is just a big wimp! Sure, he may hiss at the mailman and caught a bird once, but if a cat were to approach him, even if it was just a kitten (ex. Halle’s kitten Popcorn) he would dash back into the house meowing and fluffed up. An example of a time when he freaked out for no good reason was when my mom had this big winter jacket, whenever she zipped it up, he would freak out and hide downstairs for the rest of the day.. Real manly huh?
The final thing (and the most important) you should know about my cat is he is really an awesome cat, just like any other cat out there! Why?? Well, even though he may not be nice to anyone else… ever, he still cuddles up with me and acts like the sweet little guy he really is. I think people are sometimes scared of him because he looks pretty massive and grumpy. I understand that, but he runs up and down the hall playing, vibrates crazily when he purrs and even lets me brush him and pick him up so he can sit on my lap! One of the cutest things he has done actually happened this morning! I was going to sleep after watching the Royal Wedding (it was 4 in the morning) and Mr.Bill jumped up on my bed, ran up to my head and fell asleep lying on my arm!! OK, so I didn’t get the best sleep but the thought it what really counts right??
I hope you enjoyed the untold story of life with a fat cat!!! 🙂